dhoom_0608
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True biker from Heart............
Age: 28
Location: New Delhi
Max. Speed Attained(Kmph): 118 kmph on Pulsar, 122 kmph on ZMA, 108 Kmph on Ambition, 129 kmph on P200, 156 Kmph on Honda CBR 600 Referrals: 0
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« on: April 23, 2007, 04:25:13 PM » |
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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."
Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The man replies, "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years". The biker asks, "Where are the brakes?"
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vivek_pn
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Location: Mumbai
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 11:22:38 AM » |
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good one..
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santanu
KEEP BIKING
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Keep Biking
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Location: Siliguri
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 05:04:18 PM » |
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that was funny
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keeth
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take my advise i don't use it nywayz.......
Age: 28
Location: Phuentsholing, Jaigaon, Siliguri
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 10:40:25 AM » |
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kool..........
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You cant kill da beast
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rockets we ride
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Location: Siliguri, WB
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 07:33:26 PM » |
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that was really funny
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Ashes
100...150...200...250...XKMPH
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 09:40:18 PM » |
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that was very effortless fun
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RIDE IT LIKE U HAVE STOLEN IT
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ankurhoney6
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 10:11:30 AM » |
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just burst into laughter
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Vimal (Tough Guy)
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Safe Riding Guzzz.......... :)
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 01:43:13 PM » |
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Great,really funny
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rider4life
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 11:56:51 PM » |
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r dey rely so confusing??
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Sona
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If there is a WHEEL, there is a WAY
Age: 24
Location: Siliguri
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 06:21:29 AM » |
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kool
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koushik_zeus
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NEVER MIX DRINKING AND RIDING...
Age: 20
Location: kolkata
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2013, 01:39:18 AM » |
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Very funny
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